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coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@emmkaff]

I’m the worst at sexiting. How do you even do it? I just send photos of my boobs like, “lol I’m horny. Cum here bb”. -_-

milesjai:

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

I’m drunk at 9am on a weekday

Successful adult living, y’all. 

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